Incident 1
While driving
Piggy : Um ok which way?
Guy : Oh...just follow the car in front...
**follow**follow** turn left** turn right** dead end**
Piggy: Now what? The car stop wo?
Guy : Ha...u really follow tht car one ah?
Piggy : ar...u say one ma............. ( in heart --> WTF)
Incident 2
out supper
Piggy (over HP) : Ooi u want anything or not?
Man : Oh ur ma want satay.
Piggy : U leh?
Man : NO need la...
** come back with satay**
Man : Eh you didnt buy anything for me ah?
Piggy : Aik..u say dont want ma..
Man : **sulk** sulk**
Piggy : ???
Incident 3
over email
Piggy : Oh do i need to buy anything ah?
Guy : Ur sister in law wo, u say leh?
Piggy : Oh....um...ok la, she like soft toys?
Guy : She gal, sure like one....
** thought of being nice and bought a cute snoopy for so-call sister in law**
Guy : Aiya, why you lately 'yi mo luen chee'?
Piggy: Ar...wat
Guy : Why you buy gift for my sister? She ask i also dunno how to answer
Piggy :ar...u ask me one wo..................apala(in heart --> f**k you )
Incident 4 (similiar to incident 2)
Piggy : I going back hometown....you guys want anything?
Guy : i want har kao, siew mai, lo mai kai... etc etc
Piggy : Ok....
**bought dim sum**
few weeks later, bought the same thing to guy
Piggy: Nah for u...
Guy : Why you buy? U no heart one. I dont like to eat one all this type.....
Piggy : har.............. ( in heart --> asshole)
Incident 5
over sms
Piggy : Ok...you show me the way ya...i dunno how to go
Man : K..no problem....u wait for my call, i am only free in the afternoon..
Piggy : Ok...thanks ( in heart --> such a nice guy...veli grateful)
** 1 hour, 2 hour, 3 hour........sms, phone no pick up....wait....wait....wait**
4pm
Man: Yup, whats up?
Piggy : Wooi....u not free is it? almost the whole afternoon gone lo.....no call from u one....wait until die lio
Man : Aiya you shouldn't take what i say seriously......
Piggy: HaH...???? ( in heart ---> F**k your sorry ass.....thts the Goddamn last time piggy will ask directions from you)
Incident 6
While driving bout 60 - 70km/j
** run over bump** run over runts, pitholes**
Piggy : Aiyok ...aiyok...soli ah
Man: Why you drive like that one...... some more drive so slow, reach there morning lo....
Piggy : I dunno the way ma.....
Man : Get down, get down...let me drive
PIggy: -_-"
On the way back....piggy drive 100 - 120km/j
Man: WOooi, you trying to kill me is it? Why you drive so fast one?
Piggy : .... ( in heart -> just shut up or piggy give you RM50, you take taxi home)
** DO you understand guys?
While driving
Piggy : Um ok which way?
Guy : Oh...just follow the car in front...
**follow**follow** turn left** turn right** dead end**
Piggy: Now what? The car stop wo?
Guy : Ha...u really follow tht car one ah?
Piggy : ar...u say one ma............. ( in heart --> WTF)
Incident 2
out supper
Piggy (over HP) : Ooi u want anything or not?
Man : Oh ur ma want satay.
Piggy : U leh?
Man : NO need la...
** come back with satay**
Man : Eh you didnt buy anything for me ah?
Piggy : Aik..u say dont want ma..
Man : **sulk** sulk**
Piggy : ???
Incident 3
over email
Piggy : Oh do i need to buy anything ah?
Guy : Ur sister in law wo, u say leh?
Piggy : Oh....um...ok la, she like soft toys?
Guy : She gal, sure like one....
** thought of being nice and bought a cute snoopy for so-call sister in law**
Guy : Aiya, why you lately 'yi mo luen chee'?
Piggy: Ar...wat
Guy : Why you buy gift for my sister? She ask i also dunno how to answer
Piggy :ar...u ask me one wo..................apala(in heart --> f**k you )
Incident 4 (similiar to incident 2)
Piggy : I going back hometown....you guys want anything?
Guy : i want har kao, siew mai, lo mai kai... etc etc
Piggy : Ok....
**bought dim sum**
few weeks later, bought the same thing to guy
Piggy: Nah for u...
Guy : Why you buy? U no heart one. I dont like to eat one all this type.....
Piggy : har.............. ( in heart --> asshole)
Incident 5
over sms
Piggy : Ok...you show me the way ya...i dunno how to go
Man : K..no problem....u wait for my call, i am only free in the afternoon..
Piggy : Ok...thanks ( in heart --> such a nice guy...veli grateful)
** 1 hour, 2 hour, 3 hour........sms, phone no pick up....wait....wait....wait**
4pm
Man: Yup, whats up?
Piggy : Wooi....u not free is it? almost the whole afternoon gone lo.....no call from u one....wait until die lio
Man : Aiya you shouldn't take what i say seriously......
Piggy: HaH...???? ( in heart ---> F**k your sorry ass.....thts the Goddamn last time piggy will ask directions from you)
Incident 6
While driving bout 60 - 70km/j
** run over bump** run over runts, pitholes**
Piggy : Aiyok ...aiyok...soli ah
Man: Why you drive like that one...... some more drive so slow, reach there morning lo....
Piggy : I dunno the way ma.....
Man : Get down, get down...let me drive
PIggy: -_-"
On the way back....piggy drive 100 - 120km/j
Man: WOooi, you trying to kill me is it? Why you drive so fast one?
Piggy : .... ( in heart -> just shut up or piggy give you RM50, you take taxi home)
** DO you understand guys?
3 comments:
ok, ok ... i understand y u want to goreng him
verb--> guys are always sticking to each other
nite--> yes, not only i want to goreng him, i want to put him in a slow cooker and double boil him
hey cool down li'l piggy..
if he keep bullying u, we'll all boycott him. hahaha... OMG..but really surprise that he's behaving in such ways.
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